50 shades of Grey by E.L. James

I think you know something is wrong when you keep staring at the number of the page, reading wondering how far are you from finishing it?..

-Or when the line “later, babe” it’s a favorite quote, for that matter.

Like, really?

 

BTW!  I didn’t know it but you should be warned:

This is the all-humans and into-BDSM twilight version.

With a lot of lip biting-don’t bite your lip, holy cow-holy shit-holy crap- holy fuck- holy hell, Jeez, and more annoying repetitions all the way.

But I have to admit, I have mixed feelings towards this book.

I did not like it but I did finish it, I did not like it but am in fact going to read 50 shades darker (later, much later) and I did not like it for several reasons.

 

Christian. He needs to change his doctor and get some real therapy.

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Ana. She behaves like a 14 year old little spoiled clueless bitch.


Plotlessness. Not that I read heart-destroying-soul-shattering books regularly, but c’mon! The sex. I mean, I like books with sex scenes -good ones btw- but all these guys did was hump each other nonstop, there was no life outside of that.

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The first Person. I did not like the way it was used.

The Stupid approach given to BDSM. (since even I know that it was a really silly bdsm) But the fact that he wants “punish” and slap her because he loves her and she’s all for it

LIKE WHAT!?

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The “humor”.  Oh them’ poor jokes, oh poor jokes.

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I was all

 

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What I did like: NOT ONE THING – but then again, I did indeed finish it! so that has to count for something (hopefully not my insanity).

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I’m gonna go and say this was a guilty pleasure.

 

Because overall if I had been Ana, Mr Grey I would have kindly..

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And yes I am reading the sequel but am only looking for the redemption of the author since this time I did read some reviews and seems like I should give it a chance -and see if after those slaps Ana finally acts her 22 years old and hopefully slaps Christian, just cause he deserves it. And because I want a extraordinarily good explanation about why he is so fucked up he can’t be touched in the chest-. No expectations though.

I know I’m just setting myself up for disappointment

But I already bought them assholes books.

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